Pop bander Harry Styles has announced that he has quit One Direction.
In a move that is set to shock fans around the world, Styles has revealed that he has had enough of the boyband life and wishes to settle down with a prostitute he met on the band’s recent trip to the US. We spoke exclusively Las Vegas call-girl Brittany Harper, who revealed “Harry has thrown in the towel with the other four as he wants to be with me solely. I know at 28 I’m slightly older than him, but out of the 3,000-odd guys I’ve slept with, he was the best. I can’t wait to settle down with him and all his money, it really is true love”.
Well, there you go guys, direct from the horse’s mouth. Good luck Hazza!
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